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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:25
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Still no good
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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